May 21, 2012

Brad and Dan and the hairy back advice

The best of all the Fosters’ Brad & Dan TV ads has to be the hairy back advice for me. This is the one where John from Norwich asks our two Aussie beach-based advice dispensers about his forthcoming holiday and the hirsuteness of his back. “Hi it’s John from Norwich … I’m going on holiday and I’m worrying about my hairy back.”

The boys ask him “How hairy are we talking mate?” “Pretty hairy” says John – a.k.a. “Jacko” to the boys. “Should I wax it?” He’s looking pretty worried at this point.

But the Bondi-based counsellors have some sage advice as ever, saying: “Hold the shears mate. There’s nothing wrong with a back beard. Some of the greatest men in history have been hairies, Julius Caesar, Bill Shakespeare….”

The boys add: “Are you happier saying I’m a man who’s follicly endowed or a man who waxes his own body?” as they reach for a couple of tubes of lager.

On it goes until the final line from Brad and Dan, thus: “Remember Jacko; waxing’s for cars.”

We then see John from Norwich blow-drying his back hair in the mirror whilst looking quite pleased with himself.

The reason this is such a good ad is the reality of the advice needed. The fact is that lots of men truly are worried about exposing their hairiness on the beach – and it’s also true that such concern is ridiculous; this is how you were made, after all, and it’s 100% natural. It’s only the modern age and the advent of the perfect-looking models in TV, film and in the media that there’s some strange non-existent standard that we’re all supposed to live up to whilst only around 1% do in reality. So the advice is real, the concerns are real – and the boys are completely correct in the advice they give to John.

Fosters – good call!

Worcester clinch Schofield signing

Dean Schofield will make his return to the Aviva Premiership next season after signing for Worcester following a two-year spell in France with Toulon. The second row had become a key part of the Top 14 side’s forward pack, although the 33-year old had made it clear he was looking for a return to the Premiership this summer. Schofield will now move to Sixways, adding experience and power to the Warriors pack next season. Aviva Premiership odds, according to Betfair, of this happening are decent.

 

The former Sale skipper had been trailed by a number of English clubs but Schofield admitted he felt a move to Worcester was the right fit.

“Worcester were the first club I spoke to about a move back to England and, after speaking to Richard Hill and Phil Davies, my mind was made up. I’m a loyal guy and, after I chatted with them, I told them I was coming.”

The former England international will join a Worcester side still looking to cement itself as a Premiership side. Their first season back in the top flight has been a success in regards avoiding relegation, but Worcester will be looking to push on next year and the signing of Schofield will certainly bolster those chances.

 

Head coach Richard Hill admitted his delight at securing the signing of the powerful Schofield, insisting the second-row would add to the options among the forwards next season, adding the 33-year old’s experience would be a great addition to a Worcester side that has looked raw at times this season.

“He will add more physical presence and power to our pack of forwards and we want to go for a big pack next season.”

“Dean is a big man and a powerful man who is also quick and has superb skills.”

 

“Dean has a vast amount of Aviva Premiership and Heineken Cup experience.”

 

Frankel Rumours Place Royal Ascot bid in Jeopardy

The excitement that has been building ahead of a return to action of the outstanding Frankel,  and a potential first bid in the group 1 Prince of Wales’s Stakes at Royal Ascot, in June, has been tempered by strong rumours that all is not well with the Sir Henry Cecil-trained superstar, writes Elliot Slater.

The son of Galileo, unbeaten in all nine career-starts, and officially ranked the best horse in the world, returned recently from training with what at first appeared to be a superficial minor injury. However, the racing world has subsequently been abuzz with suggestions that the setback could prove career threatening, and that it is not beyond the bounds of possibility that Frankel may never run again.

Teddy Grimthorpe, racing manager to Frankel’s owner, Prince Khaled Abdullah, has stated clearly that there have been no decisions made about the future of the brilliant miler, and that results of a forthcoming scan will help determine to what extent the horse has been injured.

The racing industry, both at home in Britain and around the globe, had been eagerly anticipating seeing Frankel race as a four-year-old, with the possibility of a super-match contest between the unbeaten Australian sensation, Black Caviar, over a mile in Britain, having been raised.

The prospect of seeing Tom Queally’s mount step up to 10 furlongs, (quite likely for the first time at Royal Ascot), has also been of great interest, as pundits debate whether or not the horse with such an astounding cruising speed will prove equally effective over an extra quarter of a mile.

All these questions are now very much up in the air, as everybody waits on the results of the scan that could determine whether we will ever see Frankel grace the turf again. The news will certainly come as a blow to those fans hoping to wager on the horse in Royal Ascot betting.

Funnell disappointed to miss Olympics

Pippa Funnell will miss the London Olympics after two of her top rides, Redesigned and Billy Shannon, suffered injuries.

However, Britain’s 43-year-old equestrian star remains sanguine about her failure to secure a place on the five-strong Olympics team.

“A medal at London would have been the pinnacle of my career”, she said.  “Disappointment is part of equine sport. That is why success is sweet.”

Funnell, who has won two silver medals and one bronze at previous Olympics, is a former world number one. Consequently, she would’ve been a favourite in the Olympics odds, if she had been able to compete.

She has won Badminton three times – in 2002, 2003 and 2005 – and is the only rider in eventing history to land the Rolex Grand Slam, which she completed in 2003 after securing consecutive victories at Kentucky, Badminton, and Burghley.

Funnell has also won both the Blenheim venue and Windsor Horse Trials four times, the only rider to do so.

Britain’s equestrian team for the Olympics is now expected to be made up of William Fox-Pitt, the current world number one, Mary King, Piggy French, and Nicola Wilson.

The fifth place is still up for grabs, with the likes of Tina Cook, Oliver Townend, Laura Collett, and Lucy Wiegersma all in contention.

British equestrian performance director, Will Connell, said, of Funnell’s disappointment: “All within the sport will be saddened to hear this news. It is, of course, a setback, but we have other very talented riders with world-class horses who will be seeking to impress the selectors over the coming weeks.”

Funnell’s most famous horses are Sir Barnaby, Supreme Rock, Bits and Pieces, Primmore’s Pride, and Ensign.

Synchronised gamble continues to gather pace

Just ahead of the five-day declaration stage for Saturday’s John Smith’s Grand National, and despite no assurance having been given that Synchronised, the Jonjo O’Neill-trained Cheltenham Gold Cup winner will definitely take his chance in the big race, a major gamble has developed on the horse bidding to be the first since 1934 to win the two blue riband events of National Hunt racing in the same season, writes Elliot Slater.

 

Available at (Bet Grand National) 12/1 in many places less than a week ago and generally trading as second-favourite behind the 10/1 market leader Junior, Synchronised has been the centre of attention of the ante-post market for ‘the world’s greatest steeplechase’ and is now down to 8/1 clear favourite, despite the fact that O’Neill and the gelding’s owner JP McManus have yet to definitely commit the son of Saddler’s Wells to the Merseryside marathon contest. Those looking to capitalise on a Betfair Free Grand National Bet should consider placing a “no money lost” stake on one of these favourites.

 

With the 16-times champion jumps jockey Tony McCoy on board, (one of the most recognisable faces in racing to the general public), bookies are fighting shy of what they clearly anticipate is going to be an avalanche of popular support for the horse who won the Welsh Grand National and the Midlands Grand National in previous seasons, but who this year has raised his game to score twice at the very highest level, first scoring a surprise victory in the Grade 1 Lexus Chase at Leopardstown in December, then proving that to be no fluke at all with a stunning success in the most prestigious race of all, the Betfred Cheltenham Gold Cup, where he overcame being badly outpaced on the first circuit to come through with a powerful late flourish to defeat The Giant Bolster and the defending champion Long Run.

 

Even with top weight of 11t 10lbs most observers believe Synchronised is very well handicapped and expect connections to be unable to resist the temptation of completing the big race double last achieved by the legendary five-time Cheltenham Gold Cup winner, Golden Miller before World War II.

 

The Tension Of the World Championship Qualifiers

With the 2012 World Championship qualifiers starting next week, the first round of the qualifiers is now at an end. As always, it has been a tense build up to the tournament, with tour places, Crucible dreams, and big payouts in the snooker betting up for grabs.

The quality of the Snooker at the Crucible Theatre takes some beating; there really is no other venue in the sport, for me, that produces the best snooker of the year. However, I would say that in terms of pure tension and drama, then nothing comes close to that offered by the World Championship qualifiers.

This was typified in the match between Justin Astley and Sam Craigie, which was described by some as being the quintessential World Championship qualifier.

Resuming at 5-3 to Craigie, the scores would soon level. There was little to separate the pair as the nerves became evident. Craigie, having been awarded a free ball with just blue, pink, and black remaining, nominated the black and attempted to play a snooker behind it, only for referee Brendan Moore to call a foul, prompting an imaginary gunshot gesture from Sam as he realised his error.

He was to receive a stroke of luck shortly after, as a fluke led to what was to be his most impressive break of the match, before Astley hit back with a strong break for 8-8.

It was bubbling up quite nicely. As the 17th frame came along, and was subsequently played for an incredible 80 minutes, the tension went up another notch. Astley chased snookers and, despite accidentally fluking at least three balls along the way, he eventually gained the penalty points required to be able to win with just pink and black remaining. Unbelievably, the tension got to Astley as he wobbled the pink in the jaws of two pockets, while the cue ball managed to find it’s way in-off and the frame was lost.

Fortunately for Astley, he did pull through for the victory in the end, but it was a great example of how the tension and nerves can make for some fine snooker, and, at the same time, whet the appetite for the World Championships. Being your preparations for the upcoming tournament with sports betting online.

Murray Needs To Build Momentum for French Open

While Novak Djokovic played great tennis for his win at the Miami Masters, last week, Andy Murray will surely be disappointed that he didn’t put up more of a fight in the final, as he looks to build form for next month’s French Open. The Scot is already a strong favourite in the tennis odds.

Murray found it difficult to keep up with the in-form Serb in the Miami heat. The key factor in the game was when Murray lost his serve in the fourth game of the match. It’s hard enough to recover from that against any player, but when you are playing the number one man in tennis, a man who has won four of the last five Grand Slams, you are going to be up against it, and Murray certainly was.

While players tend to gather momentum throughout the tournament and play their best tennis towards the end of the event, Murray didn’t do this, and faltered. His performance did not, however, affect his enduring popularity with both fans and bookmakers such as Betfair.com.

Had he been able to build the momentum he might have been able to return Djokovic’s serve better when the world’s number one seemed to be wavering a little bit in the second set.

These points don’t come too often against the best players, and you need to have enough left in you to capitalise on them; Murray didn’t. He will have been disappointed to only create one break point in a two-set match on a relatively slow hard court.

This lack of momentum could be down to the fact that Murray had two easy games in the run up to the final, against Milos Raonic, in the third round, and against a struggling Nadal, in the semis. While this might have given him a bit of freshness, his slow start in the final suggested that he would have benefitted from some match practice.

I don’t want to be overly critical of Murray. He actually had a very positive week and has been playing fairly well since the Australian Open. He reached the final in Dubai and, of course, in Miami, which will hopefully give him confidence going into the clay season and the French Open.

Donald allowed to continue after scare

Luke Donald may have to wait until June’s US Open at the Olympic Club in San Francisco to win his first Major after making a poor start to the Masters. The Englishman is currently fifth-favourite for the title in US Open golf betting, at 20/1.

The world number one fired a three-under-par 75 in his first round at Augusta, then went close to being disqualified over an “administrative error” regarding his scorecard. The 34-year-old’s score was changed from a 75 to a 73 on scoreboards, and officials were asked to investigate.

Donald had a bogey five on the fifth which was entered into the scoring system as a three but, after an hour’s prevarication, it was agreed that there was a smudge on Donald’s scorecard which caused the confusion.

The penalty for signing for the wrong score is usually disqualification but the Englishman was eventually allowed to continue in the tournament.

Afterwards, Donald said: “I didn’t hit enough greens or give myself enough opportunity for birdies.”This place, if you are a little bit off, it can eat you up, and I was today. I struggled with a bit with mud on the ball, but everyone did.”

Elsewhere four-time champion Tiger Woods admitted he had fired some of the worst golf swings he had ever hit as he struggled to a 72, five shots adrift of first round leader, Lee Westwood.

The 1999 Open Championship winner Paul Lawrie, a man who is not particularly popular with people betting on golf, was, nevertheless, a surprise name on the leaderboard, after shooting a three-under par 69 to be equal fourth after 18 holes.

The Scot held the early lead after eagles on the 13th and 15th, and also birdied the 17th before dropping back with a bogey on the last.

Online roulette is a classic

Although some casino rooms are looking at different ways of freshening up their content online, roulette is arguably the one game that seems bulletproof from any alteration.

The reason why roulette is so popular amongst users is that it is a very simple game to understand and follow. Simplicity is a key feature of any game in a casino room, if the participants don’t understand how they win from the game, they are likely to lose interest and will look for something they can understand more easily.

Unlike some games in a casino room, roulette is something you can pick up after monitoring just 2-3 spins of the wheel. The board is clearly labelled and the results are evident once the ball lands on the wheel. The game is all about chance and luck, which is one of significant reasons to why it is popular amongst a range of different age groups and with both males and females.

The table offers you a range of different bets which carry varying odds. For example, if you are looking to win big off a small stake, you can bet on an individual number on the board. On the other hand, if you want the odds more in your favour, there are outside bets such as red/black which pay even money. This of course gives you more chance of winning and some players will be happy to walk away with double their initial stake.

In many ways roulette is similar to bingo, however, the main difference is the speed of the games. Bingo can be quite time consuming and that is what puts a lot of players off playing the game. In roulette, the games move more quickly. Once the wheel is spun, players can bet once again and the next spin is made.

Written by John, a fan of online roulette.

Punters warming to Sunnyhillboy National prospects

Jonjo O’Neill is very much the man of the moment after the tremendous success of his leading John Smith’s Grand National candidate Synchronised in the Cheltenham Gold Cup a couple of weeks ago, but punters haven’t forgotten his Sunnyhillboy who has been popular in the offices in recent days and whose current odds of 16/1 drying up fast, writes Elliot Slater.

Sunnhhillboy delivered the goods on the third day of the four-day Cheltenham fixture, responding well to a fine ride from the amateur jockey Alan Berry to come through from off the pace to catch the front-running Becauseicouldntsee (also engaged in the Grand National) at the final fence, before storming up the hill to score impressively by four-and-a-half-lengths. Those looking at the Betting odds Grand National should remember this.

The nine-year-old is set to run off the same mark of 142 at Aintree on what will be his second visit to the Liverpool track; the first came three years ago and provided a dream outcome for connections as he beat Prince Taime by four-lengths to win the listed Silver Cross Handicap Hurdle under AP McCoy, so all concerned with the son of Old Vic will hope that a return to Merseyside will see the improving staying chaser put up a big performance back one of the biggest stages of all. Fans of Aintree Grand National betting should remember this.

There are few stamina doubts for Sunnyhillboy who was staying on strongly at the end of the three-and-a-quarter-mile trip at Cheltenham, and who had finished in similar fashion when running on well to take third place behind Organisedconfusion in the Irish Grand National over three furlongs further at Fairyhouse last April. Ideally suited by a decent surface, O’Neill’s charge looks set to have his preferred going, and together with Synchronised and the trainer’s other possible contender Arbor Supreme, gives the Jackdaws Castle handler as strong a hand as any in this year’s big event.